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Astronaut Mars Venus - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy figurine titled Astronaut. Reads ''If men are from Mars, I think we should send them all back.'' This Biddy wears a detailed space suit with a Venus Mission patch. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.75'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.

Comfort And Control - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy figurine titled Comfort and Control. Says ''Comfort and control... Life is good!'' A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. They come in a colorful illustrated box.

Do It Up Big - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy figurine titled Life is Short. Reads ''Life is short, do it up big!'' A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 7'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. They come in a colorful illustrated box.

We Can Still Do It - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy figurine titled We Can Still Do It! A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.5'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. They come in a colorful illustrated box.

A Coot And His Chair Bobbing - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled A Coot and His Chair. Reads ''A coot and his chair, it's a beautiful thing.'' This old Coot is authentic, down to his remote control and mismatched socks. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Measures 4.75'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Depends - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Happiness at this age, so much of it just Depends. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Exotica Bobbing - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled Coot Exotica. Reads ''I'd retire but who'd replace me?'' This old coot wears a bow tie and has bills stuffed into his g-string. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 6.75'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Fine Art Photo Frame - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots Fine Art Photo Frame. Reads Aging is a Fine Art. Made of solid resin. Holds a 4x6 photo. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Aging Is A Fine Art - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Aging is a Fine Art. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Attitude - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled It ain't the age it's the Attitude. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Surprises - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Life is Full of little Surprises. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Boogie - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Life's Short Let's Boogie. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Sexy Bobbing - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots bobbin' figurine reads Still A Sexy Beast! Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Senior Citizen Discount Magnet - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots magnet titled Senior Citizen. Reads ''I want my 'SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT' right friggin' NOW!'' Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 3.25'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Sex Goddess Magnet - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy magnet titled Sex Goddess. Reads ''Still the Sex Goddess!'' A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 3.25'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each magnet comes in a colorful illustrated box.

Shake Magnet - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy magnet that reads ''Shake what your mama gave ya!'' A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 3'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each magnet comes in a colorful illustrated box.

Still Got It Magnet - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy magnet titled I've Still Got It. Reads ''I've still got it! (It's just a little lower.)'' A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 3.25'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each magnet comes in a colorful illustrated box.

Yoga Magnet - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy magnet titled Yoga. Reads ''I'm in a yoga position and I can't get out!'' A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 2.75'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each magnet comes in a colorful illustrated box.

Aging Is A Fine Art - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy figurine titled Aging is a FINE ART! A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.25'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. They come in a colorful illustrated box.

Still Got It - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy figurine titled I've Still Got It. Reads ''I've still got it. (It's just a little lower.)'' A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.5'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. They come in a colorful illustrated box.