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Shake Bobbing - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy bobble figurine titled Shake What Your Mama Gave You! Bobbles with a spring in her waist. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. They come in a colorful illustrated box.

Born To Lose Magnet - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots magnet titled Born to Lose. Reads ''Born to Lose: hair, eyesight, hearing, libido, etc. etc.'' This old Coot rides a motorcycle that bobs on a spring. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 3.25'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Simple Pleasures Potty Bobbing - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled Potty. Reads ''Retired and enjoying life's simple pleasures.'' Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 6.25'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Cuddle Bobbing - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled Cuddle Coot. Reads ''Still loves to cuddle.'' This old coot wears red heart shorts and bunny slippers. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 6.75'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Golfer Bobbing - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine is titled Golfer. Reads ''Still doesn't play well with others.'' A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 7'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

King Coot Magnet - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots magnet titled King Coot. Reads ''Still a legend in his own mind.'' This old coot is dressed as a rock and roller. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 3'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Motor Running Couple Bobbing - Coot And Biddy
From the Coots collection. Coots bobble figurine titled Motor Running Couple. Reads ''Still lookin' for adventure in whatever comes their way...'' Features a Coot and Biddy on a bobbing motorcycle ride. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot or Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 5.5'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Play In The Dirt Bobbing - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy bobble figurine titled Play in the Dirt. Says ''Still loves to play in the dirt.'' Features a gardening Biddy. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Stands 7'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.

Sexy Magnet - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots magnet titled Sexy. Reads ''Still a sexy beast!'' Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 3'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Stay'n Alive Bobbing - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots bobbin' figurine reads Stay'n Alive. Barely. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Aging Ain't For Sissies - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Aging Ain't for Sissies. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

At My Age - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy figurine titled At My Age. Says ''At my age, this is how a lady sits.'' A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Measures 6'' high. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. They come in a colorful illustrated box.

The Biddy Ladies - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy figurine titled The Biddy Ladies. Reads ''Fashion is fickle, friendship is always in style.'' A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.

Motorcycle Bobbing - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy bobble figurine titled Aging Aint for Sissies! The motorcycle is mounted on a spring. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 5.5'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. They come in a colorful illustrated box.

Born To Lose Bobbing - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots bobble figurine titled Born to Lose. Reads ''Born to Lose: hair, eyesight, hearing, libido, etc. etc.'' This old Coot rides a motorcycle kiddie ride. The motorcycle bobs on a spring. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Measures 5.5'' high. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

My Little Coot Frame - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots My Little Coot Photo Frame. Reads My Little Coot. Made of solid resin. Holds a 4x6 photo. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Booty Call - Coots
From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled You're Never too old for a Booty Call. Made of solid resin. Stands 6'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments''. Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.

Nurse Bobbing - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy bobble figurine titled ''Hun.'' Says ''We're at that age when it's alright to call everyone 'Hun'.'' Features a biddy nurse. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Stands 7'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.

Senior Citizen Discount Magnet - Biddys
From the Biddys collection. Biddy magnet titled Senior Citizen. Reads ''I want my Senior Citizen discount, right friggin' now!'' Features a Biddy with a tiny white dog. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Stands 3.25'' tall. Biddys, also known as ''Little Old Biddys,'' are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each magnet comes in a colorful illustrated box.

Sexy Couple Bobbing - Coot And Biddy
From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled Sexy Couple. Reads ''Still the Sexy Couple.'' Features a Coot and Biddy in matching leopard bathing suits. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot or Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 5.5'' tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls ''Senior Moments.'' Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.